Petey wELCOMEs YouTO THE hOME OF his BING!
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"Get Your BING
on, dUDE!"
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BING - the Best tasting Energy beverage...ALIVE!
"Hey, Petey! Why the BING?"
Petey saw a show on his black-and-white TV picture box that talked
about how energy drinks were going to be the beverages of choice for a
new generation of daily caffeine inhalers. Envisioning the wild parties that
heirs to the Folgers coffee fortune have surely attended and sensing an
opportunity to cash in, he immediately scoured the horizon for the top
beverage consultants in the land to help him design the ultimate Energy
Beverage.
BING Me BING
Me BING Me
BING Me BING
Me BING Me
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Petey will BING you right
at your Door Here...Do It!
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Dude, BING
cherries is healthy
When's the
last time you
had a good,
bING?
Petey has the first BING
With his many messages left through his talker box unreturned, Petey
pondered his predicament during his daily gout regimen of bing-cherry
juice and the Dr. Phil Show. As is always the case, Petey left Phil
pumped, motivated, and inspired to solve other people's complex life
problems between commercial breaks.
Whether it was the spilled cherry juice on a hard wood floor or Petey's
gout-swelled ankle-caused skip-hop, we'll never know...but Petey
found himself splain on the floor with a knot on the back of his head
the size of a...well, the size of a big bing cherry. That's it, Dr. Phil. My
God, man, you've helped me again! Why hasn't anybody already
thought of this?
Don't get me wrong, Petey knew he had been BINGin' it for years, in
fact for his whole life. He just hadn't been BINGin' it the right way. No,
Petey had been BINGin' it with sugar-filled coffee, sodas, and other
such lame products that rot at your teeth and fool the brain. Then he
tried energy beverages...but what were these strange sounding
chemicals, anyway? And why did they taste so disgusting after being
mixed together?
Anti-ox
idants
Yo,
why
not
BING
it
with
Vitami
ns C,
B
100%
of RDA
BING=
Smart
way to
energize
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BING
=
brain
food
FPB #7
BING
does
more for
you
before 9
o'clock
than
most
beverages
do all
day
BING
=
brain
food
2CheckOut.com Inc. (Ohio, USA) is an authorized retailer for
goods and services provided by Inspiration Beverage Company.
Forward Petey's BING #7: BING-hole Date [Jan 12, 1882]
The person reading this will soon engage in an on-line transaction for the Best Tasting Energy
Drink...Alive!
Interpretations:
Some believe this transaction will happen immediately.
Others believe this may take a few days, but all believe it will happen.
Acai
berries
is good
Yo
ur
bo
dy
is
yo
ur
te
mp
le
BING
me
runnin'
- and
call me
BING-
arific!